Post by Karth on Nov 6, 2011 18:07:20 GMT -5
A carefully drawn note is tacked to the board. The lettering is actually quite gaudy and literate, done in very rich cursive by an educated hand.
Notice:
Bodyguard and horse for hire. Willing to work for a roof over the head and a decent place to stay, with the best possible lodging available. Will work for free if all quality-of-life satisfying needs are met: food, hygienic needs, utmost privacy, and sleep. Willing to provide sniping or hunting services as well as labor intended to a large animal, but will not be expected to perform demeaning or trivial tasks. No horseback rides for fun, no feeding muzzles, no riding crops. PLEASE.
The only condition is that the bodyguard and the horse come together, as in they are -attached- to one another. Literally. Plan for both with your accommodations. This is not a one-time purchase, it is a rental exchange, and you agree by hiring that said horse/bodyguard may leave at any time he wishes.
If you are interested, post directions to your estate, home, shack, cottage, villa, or ranch, so we may work out the details in person. I look forward from hearing from you, and assure that my service is quality of the highest regard.
P.S.
The potential hire would also appreciate not being called stupid names like horsebutt, flyswatter, pretty pony, or Samson the Bearded Wonder.
~Ryudo
Notice:
Bodyguard and horse for hire. Willing to work for a roof over the head and a decent place to stay, with the best possible lodging available. Will work for free if all quality-of-life satisfying needs are met: food, hygienic needs, utmost privacy, and sleep. Willing to provide sniping or hunting services as well as labor intended to a large animal, but will not be expected to perform demeaning or trivial tasks. No horseback rides for fun, no feeding muzzles, no riding crops. PLEASE.
The only condition is that the bodyguard and the horse come together, as in they are -attached- to one another. Literally. Plan for both with your accommodations. This is not a one-time purchase, it is a rental exchange, and you agree by hiring that said horse/bodyguard may leave at any time he wishes.
If you are interested, post directions to your estate, home, shack, cottage, villa, or ranch, so we may work out the details in person. I look forward from hearing from you, and assure that my service is quality of the highest regard.
P.S.
The potential hire would also appreciate not being called stupid names like horsebutt, flyswatter, pretty pony, or Samson the Bearded Wonder.
~Ryudo